glomps

Author: drusepth

app/services/forum_replacement_service.rb

@@ -195,6 +195,7 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
     'history'           => 'lastpast yesteryear',
     'hot chocolate'     => 'boiled chocowater',
     'ice cold'          => 'cooler than being cool',
+    'ice cream'         => 'cream of eyes frosty',
     'insect'            => 'motorized freckle',
     'insects'           => 'motorized freckles',
     'irony'             => 'wink-wink language',
@@ -290,6 +291,7 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
     'sock'              => 'soft foot hugger',
     'socks'             => 'soft foot huggers',
     'spider'            => 'crawler octobrawler',
+    'spiders'           => 'crawler octobrawlers',
     'stairs'            => 'broken escalator',
     'Stardew Valley'    => 'Farming Simulator 2016',
     'stupid'            => 'stoopid',
@@ -389,7 +391,6 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
     'cats'                  => 'meow machines',
     'chair'                 => 'butt holder',
     'cheesecake'            => 'sweet cheese solid soup',
-    'clock'                 => 'time keeper',
     'crab'                  => 'beach pincher',
     'crabs'                 => 'beach pinchers',
     'crocodile'             => 'scaly swimmer',
@@ -401,7 +402,6 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
     'dance'                 => 'little ditty',
     'dishwasher'            => 'plate jacuzzi',
     # 'how'                   => 'how now brown cow',
-    'feo'                   => 'ugly</em>',
     'fishing'               => 'fish kidnapping',
     'flamingo'              => 'pink standy bird',
     'flamingos'             => 'pink standy birds',
@@ -421,6 +421,8 @@ class ForumReplacementService < Service
     'honey'                 => 'bee syrup',
     'hot dog'               => 'tube steak',
     'hot dogs'              => 'tube steaks',
+    'hug'                   => 'glomp',
+    'hugs'                  => 'glomps',
     'iceberg'               => 'frozen floaty',
     'icebergs'              => 'frozen floaties',
     'iguana'                => 'scaly lounge lizard',